So our good friend Codi Carmichael just posted this picture on her MySpace...

What the FUCK is going on with the beast in the background?!?!?!?

Holy shit!

03* POST...POST...ALT

So, I have been in Los Angeles for a week and a half only - for 3 reasons:

1. To get the fuck out of Minneapolis until the Winter is completely over.

2. To keep Andy some company while she's out here working hard.

3. To do a scene for Eon's new flick, "Art School Sluts Are Easy", which is a mockery of his own debut film. "Post-Post-Alt" I believe he called it?

It ended up TECHNICALLY being my first boy/girl/girl.

I worked with Kasha Bella.

Young, S&M loving, Type O Negative fan.

and Stevie Hart.

Spiegler girl. Chilled out. Means business.

As I said on Twitter,

They were both good sports and deserve a trophy for rocking that shit.

It should make for an interesting scene because if you ask me we're a pretty eclectic group.

"Art School Sluts Are Easy" will also feature my dialogue debut.

I had 2 lines.

2 fucking lines.

And I am excited about that.

Andy also has a scene in the movie with Daniel.

and so does Pixie Pearl! She's back!

I met her and she was as I expected her to be.

Speaks softly but her words are still seemingly loud.

She was about to bone Eric Swiss, whom I also got to have brief conversations with.

I had actually referenced him in my first post, since he is the one who plays Al Bundy!

At eternal idol reinvented. I have to see it...

Smokin' Mary Jane was also the make-up arist of the day.

She reminded me mostly of Maggie Gylenhaal,

 with a hint of that band camp girl from American Pie.

She was good at talking for a really long time, and keeping it interesting.

She's so serious about marijuana...

Like, she's not just a stoner.

She's SERIOUS about it.

LIFER.

She was a sweetheart.

And, of course, I have to say I am happy to be able to call Eon and Octavio friends.

They are both hilarious and I look forward to more twisted experiences in the future.

I'll update you one more time before I leave L.A., d00dz...

02* A HISTORY OF VIN VERICOSE (SO FAR)

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01* AL BUNDY

Ya know, most of these porno parodies that have been coming out lately haven't really gotten my personal attention the way they seem to be getting the attention of...well, whoever's out buying porno DVD's.

But, there's one that I'm kind of excited for.

I grew up on horror movies, The Simpsons, and most importantly - Married With Children. These impersonations are right on the fucking money. This Kelly Bundy looks like she may know a little bit more about how to work a cock than the original though.

Al Bundy will always be a personality to idolize.

No Ma'am.