i have the hottest fucking girlfriend in the world.
i mean... a lot of people say that about their girlfriends.
but i am a strict fucking critic.
this isn't just my opinion.
she really is THAT hot. it's like, a blatant & undeniable fact.

i totally don't deserve her but i must've done something right at some point...and now here i am.
life is pretty nuts.
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